Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Dialog Under a Bridge
-Liberty! We share it!
-Yeah? What you got this week?
-Just the usual.
-Hey! Look at these cans. Leave something in them. Don’t scrape out every bit.
That how you got rich?
-Be careful. You’re just repeating Culture War nonsense.
-Well, I got the liberty to do that. I got the freedom, right?
-Now that’s just sarcasm. I can bring my garbage elsewhere, you know.
-You just like my spot under the bridge...and you bring it here so you don’t
hafta pay anybody. Ever do anything that doesn’t fuck somebody?
-Even if I were you, and, yes, getting fucked in the ordained, natural
course of events, I’d celebrate the freedom people thirst for in this world.
And come here for! America!
-That’s beautiful. I’d like to have a chat with each one! And what the
hell’s all this frozen spinach?
-E coli scare.
-So, give it to me?
-You’re free not to eat it.
-Nah, I’ll cook it up tonight. Maybe it’ll do the job, cuz I can’t take
any more of this liberty!
-Liberty! We share it!
-Yeah? What you got this week?
-Just the usual.
-Hey! Look at these cans. Leave something in them. Don’t scrape out every bit.
That how you got rich?
-Be careful. You’re just repeating Culture War nonsense.
-Well, I got the liberty to do that. I got the freedom, right?
-Now that’s just sarcasm. I can bring my garbage elsewhere, you know.
-You just like my spot under the bridge...and you bring it here so you don’t
hafta pay anybody. Ever do anything that doesn’t fuck somebody?
-Even if I were you, and, yes, getting fucked in the ordained, natural
course of events, I’d celebrate the freedom people thirst for in this world.
And come here for! America!
-That’s beautiful. I’d like to have a chat with each one! And what the
hell’s all this frozen spinach?
-E coli scare.
-So, give it to me?
-You’re free not to eat it.
-Nah, I’ll cook it up tonight. Maybe it’ll do the job, cuz I can’t take
any more of this liberty!
