Saturday, April 07, 2007
Last, Delicious Step
-We finally got Pop Pop into Bide-a-Bit.
-Well, then, with him off the board, it’s time to push the ultimate plan.
-Can we get away with it?
-That’s your thing. PR. I’m just a chemist.
-Well, we’ll leave the old man’s grainy face on the box. And keep the branding.
Old-Time Goodness can never really really go out of date!
-That’s baloney. We’ll have the safest product on the market. That’s what counts.
-You’re thinking like a chemist all right. But, I have nightmares where I’m explaining
to a committee of congressmen why there are no food ingredients in our food.
-You just buy them. As naive about politics as I am, I know that!
-We finally got Pop Pop into Bide-a-Bit.
-Well, then, with him off the board, it’s time to push the ultimate plan.
-Can we get away with it?
-That’s your thing. PR. I’m just a chemist.
-Well, we’ll leave the old man’s grainy face on the box. And keep the branding.
Old-Time Goodness can never really really go out of date!
-That’s baloney. We’ll have the safest product on the market. That’s what counts.
-You’re thinking like a chemist all right. But, I have nightmares where I’m explaining
to a committee of congressmen why there are no food ingredients in our food.
-You just buy them. As naive about politics as I am, I know that!
