Wednesday, May 30, 2007
The Enduring Aesthetic of Talk Radio
-Well, here’s our only Republican Bleeding Heart!
What’s the cause of today for you and your lefty friends?
-In Cocoa Beach, people reside near beach hafta turn their lights out.
They can be arrested!
-Yet another law in the whole stupid book of them?
-Baby turtles get confused and go inland instead of towards the ocean.
-How tragic! Do they die under immoral SUVs?
-Well, some do. People are encourage to pick them up and put them into
plastic tubs. Then take them...
-to a central point were do-goody volunteers gather them up and make the
trek to the ocean together! Democrats and turtles! I love it! Symbol not the braying jackass, but the aimless, timid turtle. Accuracy!--you just hafta look at the war to see it: know-it-all cowards.
-That’s right. I mean, the volunteers, uh...
-That’s left you mean! Pagan chant go along with it? At the ocean?
Anything sexual?
-Seems like nice program.
-Well it isn’t. Why I’m a freedom-loving Republican. Hey! If y’wanna save
a lil turtle-y wertle-y, fine! Mama p-IN a rose on you! And if you don’t, fine!
If you wanna stomp the little fu...if y’wanna stomp ‘em with your army boots?
Why even finer! Well, that all for today? Anything else?
-No. That’s all. Thought you’d be interested. And I haven’t called for a while.
-I’m ecstatic!
-Well, here’s our only Republican Bleeding Heart!
What’s the cause of today for you and your lefty friends?
-In Cocoa Beach, people reside near beach hafta turn their lights out.
They can be arrested!
-Yet another law in the whole stupid book of them?
-Baby turtles get confused and go inland instead of towards the ocean.
-How tragic! Do they die under immoral SUVs?
-Well, some do. People are encourage to pick them up and put them into
plastic tubs. Then take them...
-to a central point were do-goody volunteers gather them up and make the
trek to the ocean together! Democrats and turtles! I love it! Symbol not the braying jackass, but the aimless, timid turtle. Accuracy!--you just hafta look at the war to see it: know-it-all cowards.
-That’s right. I mean, the volunteers, uh...
-That’s left you mean! Pagan chant go along with it? At the ocean?
Anything sexual?
-Seems like nice program.
-Well it isn’t. Why I’m a freedom-loving Republican. Hey! If y’wanna save
a lil turtle-y wertle-y, fine! Mama p-IN a rose on you! And if you don’t, fine!
If you wanna stomp the little fu...if y’wanna stomp ‘em with your army boots?
Why even finer! Well, that all for today? Anything else?
-No. That’s all. Thought you’d be interested. And I haven’t called for a while.
-I’m ecstatic!
