Sunday, May 13, 2007
Meeting the Convert Without Fear
-How's tricks, Six-Six-Six?
-You will perish in a lake of fire and brimstone!
-In all fuckin probability.
-Accept Christ!
-I accept everybody! And what’s brimstone anyway?
Can I use it to barbeque?
-Mock on Voltaire, Rousseau!
-Either of those was one prodigious cat!
Ever hear of the brain? Now where's the beer?
Before some end-day angel hauls it off!
-I will be raptured away!
-Yeah? I'll take what’s here. Can I have your iPod?
-You will acquire the Mark of the Beast!
-Then I can always get back into the dance! Hot, unredeemed shit!
