Monday, May 28, 2007
Night Posse
Discretion, plus fear
of temper had me
refuse. Thus I
never shredded icy
moonlit rows
to breathe in
shadows.
Sunday May 27, 2007
The Emergency
INTRO
Look! I’m local law enforcement. I have no comment about
federal, uh, comment. I just know a threat is here in the District, and I’ll answer questions about that.
Q
How much of a threat?
A
Half the district is covered, but only at a depth of about eight feet. Seems to be receding or shrinking or something, but top is unstable.
Q
What caused this pile?
A
I don’t know. Like you, I just know what I’ve read or seen on TV.
Q
Best theory is that it emanated from all the Christian college Jesus-freak “scholars” Bush administration hired. Isn’t that right?
A
I don’t know. No comment.
Q
Make war, not love?
A
Excuse me?
Q
At any rate, the pile advances, no?
A
Good chance we’ll stop it, or at least contain it. Back of the room there...Miss!
Q
What does the pile consist of? Can you tell us that?
A
Mush.
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Discretion, plus fear
of temper had me
refuse. Thus I
never shredded icy
moonlit rows
to breathe in
shadows.
Sunday May 27, 2007
The Emergency
INTRO
Look! I’m local law enforcement. I have no comment about
federal, uh, comment. I just know a threat is here in the District, and I’ll answer questions about that.
Q
How much of a threat?
A
Half the district is covered, but only at a depth of about eight feet. Seems to be receding or shrinking or something, but top is unstable.
Q
What caused this pile?
A
I don’t know. Like you, I just know what I’ve read or seen on TV.
Q
Best theory is that it emanated from all the Christian college Jesus-freak “scholars” Bush administration hired. Isn’t that right?
A
I don’t know. No comment.
Q
Make war, not love?
A
Excuse me?
Q
At any rate, the pile advances, no?
A
Good chance we’ll stop it, or at least contain it. Back of the room there...Miss!
Q
What does the pile consist of? Can you tell us that?
A
Mush.
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