Saturday, June 02, 2007
Thoughts At a Film
HE
Wow! This dude can’t walk to the car without someone opening up with an
AK-47! Man, I’m sweating. Whew! Oh no! Female lieutenant saying bent little things to him. RELATIONSHIP ALERT! RELATIONSHIP ALERT! They’ll wor-KKKK it out as the action strangles in the background. Jesus H. Christ on a bicycle! Love! LUVVVVV! Kiss MY ass! Now she shakes her little butt, thus ruining an exciting movie. They got, like, gears of menace grinding, g-RINDING, and they empty a carton of high heels on ‘em. Where can I puke?
SHE
Thank God we’ve finally left the Juvenile Home. Real people in a real relationship.
What life is about. Not shooting them before their cars can explode!
*AFTERWARD*
HE
Nice film. And they’re gonna get married! How really clever they worked all that stuff out while getting the bad guy too. Eventually. Yes, ups and downs in the
gritty male-female world. So completely exciting. And totally unpredictable.
Totally!
SHE
You looked uncomfortable when they were handling grown-up matters.
HE
Me? Not at all! (under) Sorta yearned to be stretched on the rack is all.
HE
Wow! This dude can’t walk to the car without someone opening up with an
AK-47! Man, I’m sweating. Whew! Oh no! Female lieutenant saying bent little things to him. RELATIONSHIP ALERT! RELATIONSHIP ALERT! They’ll wor-KKKK it out as the action strangles in the background. Jesus H. Christ on a bicycle! Love! LUVVVVV! Kiss MY ass! Now she shakes her little butt, thus ruining an exciting movie. They got, like, gears of menace grinding, g-RINDING, and they empty a carton of high heels on ‘em. Where can I puke?
SHE
Thank God we’ve finally left the Juvenile Home. Real people in a real relationship.
What life is about. Not shooting them before their cars can explode!
*AFTERWARD*
HE
Nice film. And they’re gonna get married! How really clever they worked all that stuff out while getting the bad guy too. Eventually. Yes, ups and downs in the
gritty male-female world. So completely exciting. And totally unpredictable.
Totally!
SHE
You looked uncomfortable when they were handling grown-up matters.
HE
Me? Not at all! (under) Sorta yearned to be stretched on the rack is all.
