Friday, June 22, 2007
Waitress
-Okay, girls! Check’s about a hundred. What’s ten percent? Lorna?
You’re our math whiz.
-Four dollars.
-I’ll leave five. And without a vote. So, executive decision benefits waitress!
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-Mac! Can you help me out again? I just had a table tied up an hour
and they left a lousy fin!
-Republican ladies was it?
-What’s the difference? I’m screwed under both parties.
-Give in and marry me and I’ll buy...what am I buying?
-Special baby formula pediatrician insists on.
-I’ll buy that! C’mon give in!
-Yeah. Eventually.
-It’s fate.
-Ain’t it?
-Okay, girls! Check’s about a hundred. What’s ten percent? Lorna?
You’re our math whiz.
-Four dollars.
-I’ll leave five. And without a vote. So, executive decision benefits waitress!
-----------
-Mac! Can you help me out again? I just had a table tied up an hour
and they left a lousy fin!
-Republican ladies was it?
-What’s the difference? I’m screwed under both parties.
-Give in and marry me and I’ll buy...what am I buying?
-Special baby formula pediatrician insists on.
-I’ll buy that! C’mon give in!
-Yeah. Eventually.
-It’s fate.
-Ain’t it?
