Sunday, July 08, 2007
The Almost Overnight
-I’m sorry. It’s my little daughter.
...
-Now you smell like puke.
-She had a problem.
-Now you got one. Me!
-Oh please don’t go!
-Lotta women out there.
-Yes, but how many smell like puke?
-That’s not funny Why would you say that? And why would you think
it was funny?
-I got that from my father. He called it wit.
-Nit-wit, more like.
-I...was hoping for romance. And failing that, sex.
-You people never say anything straight out. You always hafta be figuring out
what you mean.
-You look different with your clothes on. Even more Italian. Have you seen
that film Goodfellas?
-Seen every film ever made. You gotta because of all the boredom.
-Well, perhaps we’ll glimpse each other in 7-11 or Home Depot. Like two ships that pass in the night.
-What else would they do?
-I’m sorry. It’s my little daughter.
...
-Now you smell like puke.
-She had a problem.
-Now you got one. Me!
-Oh please don’t go!
-Lotta women out there.
-Yes, but how many smell like puke?
-That’s not funny Why would you say that? And why would you think
it was funny?
-I got that from my father. He called it wit.
-Nit-wit, more like.
-I...was hoping for romance. And failing that, sex.
-You people never say anything straight out. You always hafta be figuring out
what you mean.
-You look different with your clothes on. Even more Italian. Have you seen
that film Goodfellas?
-Seen every film ever made. You gotta because of all the boredom.
-Well, perhaps we’ll glimpse each other in 7-11 or Home Depot. Like two ships that pass in the night.
-What else would they do?
