Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Mountains
-From one stupid hillybilly to another, don’t try to tell me
the Democrats will four-wheel back into my hollow
and seize our bible.
-I heard it on the Ricky Bumfry show!
-Uh huh. And what else threatens our way of life featuring
moonshine and incest?
-Laugh all you want but they won’t be happy unless
they make all the children queers!
-Pink for everybody?
-You know, there are real dangers!
-Without a doubt. Well, we’ll rely on our faith, of which there
is none, despite the rants of drooling preachers. That bible only
opens to write in a new baby.
-How you get so contrary?
-Back there we’ve been Republicans forever. But not assholes.
Give me a break!
