Wednesday, July 04, 2007
Patriots From S Philly & Cocoa Beach
“Action News” From Celebre’s Restaurant, South Philadelphia, USA
(Napkin dispenser as mike)
Vinnie
Presidents Bush and Cheney have ruled out jail for their
advisor, Suckup Libby.
Rocco
Don’t wanna risk any future cellblock solo.
Vinnie (big)
And in OTHER...
Rocco
Mafia news...
Waiter
How entertaining you fellas are! We actually eat here and then we pay,
being generous to our waiter!–really kind people do order something.
...
(much later)
Vinnie
Okay okay so we’re leaving! Final toast to...?
Rocco
the arrogant royalist Republican Criminal Party!
Vinnie
No! To the lickspittle Democrats who enable them by the minute!
Rocco
Same.
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Mick & Lefty in Cocoa Beach–Impeachment no, Revolution yes!
Mick
Pres won’t let one of his own go to jail.
Lefty
Executive Department is a criminal conspiracy, so what could be
more appropriate? He stepped in for one of his mafia.
Besides, a cell has a nice resonance for ratting out. Then Bush and
Cheney’d hafta join him.
Mick
Impeachment, then? That what you want?
Lefty
Nah. Too slow. Besides, you don’t wanna give grasping little twerps from
both parties their Mr Smith Goes To Washington moment.
Mick
As an independent, I’m with you there. We’ve experienced similar and
my only question then was Where can I puke?
Lefty
Only revolution’ll do now! First, lock up Bush and Cheney and throw the key
into the Potomac. Then they can’t steal any more elections. Or declare
themselves Rulers For Life because of the trumped-up emergency
of the moment.
Mick
Don’t know how popular this uprising of yours will be.
Lefty
It’ll be terrifically popular! Of course, you’d be a fool not to expect the
drooling thugs of the Right to institute a counterrevolution.
Mick
Fighting in the streets?
Lefty
Bring it on!
Mick
Uh huh. And when all you lunatics tire? You’d expect a truce after a bit.
Can the sides get together on anything?
Lefty
No truce! Every last Republican must be murdered. Too many Nazi slipped
though in Germany. Can’t make that mistake again.
Mick
Don’t...care for all that blood. Question of taste.
Lefty
Price of freedom!
Mick
Nearly half of us dead? Well, Jefferson said we needed blood as manure.
Lefty
We’ve had the manure. Let’s have the blood!
“Action News” From Celebre’s Restaurant, South Philadelphia, USA
(Napkin dispenser as mike)
Vinnie
Presidents Bush and Cheney have ruled out jail for their
advisor, Suckup Libby.
Rocco
Don’t wanna risk any future cellblock solo.
Vinnie (big)
And in OTHER...
Rocco
Mafia news...
Waiter
How entertaining you fellas are! We actually eat here and then we pay,
being generous to our waiter!–really kind people do order something.
...
(much later)
Vinnie
Okay okay so we’re leaving! Final toast to...?
Rocco
the arrogant royalist Republican Criminal Party!
Vinnie
No! To the lickspittle Democrats who enable them by the minute!
Rocco
Same.
---
Mick & Lefty in Cocoa Beach–Impeachment no, Revolution yes!
Mick
Pres won’t let one of his own go to jail.
Lefty
Executive Department is a criminal conspiracy, so what could be
more appropriate? He stepped in for one of his mafia.
Besides, a cell has a nice resonance for ratting out. Then Bush and
Cheney’d hafta join him.
Mick
Impeachment, then? That what you want?
Lefty
Nah. Too slow. Besides, you don’t wanna give grasping little twerps from
both parties their Mr Smith Goes To Washington moment.
Mick
As an independent, I’m with you there. We’ve experienced similar and
my only question then was Where can I puke?
Lefty
Only revolution’ll do now! First, lock up Bush and Cheney and throw the key
into the Potomac. Then they can’t steal any more elections. Or declare
themselves Rulers For Life because of the trumped-up emergency
of the moment.
Mick
Don’t know how popular this uprising of yours will be.
Lefty
It’ll be terrifically popular! Of course, you’d be a fool not to expect the
drooling thugs of the Right to institute a counterrevolution.
Mick
Fighting in the streets?
Lefty
Bring it on!
Mick
Uh huh. And when all you lunatics tire? You’d expect a truce after a bit.
Can the sides get together on anything?
Lefty
No truce! Every last Republican must be murdered. Too many Nazi slipped
though in Germany. Can’t make that mistake again.
Mick
Don’t...care for all that blood. Question of taste.
Lefty
Price of freedom!
Mick
Nearly half of us dead? Well, Jefferson said we needed blood as manure.
Lefty
We’ve had the manure. Let’s have the blood!
