Monday, July 23, 2007
The Scholar in The White House
PRESIDENT
We’re very proud that you’re our first Islamo Studies Senatorial Scholar
to get PhD.
SENATOR
Thank you Mr President! I’m beaming today as sponsor.
PRESIDENT
I can only wish that most senators were as far-seeing as you. And I’m
not saying that because we’re from the same party.
SENATOR
You’re our beacon, Sir!
PRESIDENT
That’s kind of you. Now would you take this young person into the VP’s
office? Meet with CIA people. Maybe slot this wonderful scholar.
SENATOR
Sooner the better.
...
SENATOR
You’re doing beautifully! Just keep on keeping your fuckin mouth shut!
PRESIDENT
We’re very proud that you’re our first Islamo Studies Senatorial Scholar
to get PhD.
SENATOR
Thank you Mr President! I’m beaming today as sponsor.
PRESIDENT
I can only wish that most senators were as far-seeing as you. And I’m
not saying that because we’re from the same party.
SENATOR
You’re our beacon, Sir!
PRESIDENT
That’s kind of you. Now would you take this young person into the VP’s
office? Meet with CIA people. Maybe slot this wonderful scholar.
SENATOR
Sooner the better.
...
SENATOR
You’re doing beautifully! Just keep on keeping your fuckin mouth shut!
