Friday, August 31, 2007
Sacred France, Neocon View
We tabbed you Cheese-
Eating Surrender Monkeys once.
Presently relish your kneeling be-
fore our Throne of Blood.
------
Rocco will only refer to this childhood friend as
“The Republican.”
ROCCO
One hundred fifty billion spend on New Orleans and
still looks like a war zone. So, where'd the money go?
Your friends in the Administration might have a
vague idea.
THE REPUBLICAN
Like to know that myself.
ROCCO
Into pockets is the short answer.
THE REPUBLICAN
Well, local officials liable to be corrupt anywhere, but that
wouldn't explain...
ROCCO
Those are the shallow pockets boys. They're flyshit.
I mean the deep pockets cronies of Bush and Cheney.
THE REPUBLICAN
You're way off!
ROCCO
Uh huh. And those deep pockets have holes where much of the money falls through into a pipeline to the Republican National Committee. It's called the endless loop in computer language.
THE REPUBLICAN
I can't do anything about your paranoid suspicions--also an endless loop--but the money will be accounted for. Every cent.
ROCCO
Dream on Macduff! Hey, if you head up a ring of thieves,
like Bush and Cheney, does that make them thieves also?
THE REPUBLICAN
More like the philosophical heads of many honest people--
and a few clinkers.
ROCCO
This is America. The few profit enormously. Rest, suckers.
How could anybody working for a living vote Republican?
THE REPUBLICAN
Only if you wanted rule, and not mishmash. As if nobody stole under Democrats!
ROCCO
Amateurs!
THE REPUBLICAN
Must be awful to be like you!
ROCCO
Called The Reality-Based Community.
THE REPUBLICAN
We’re that! The President uses his powers for the benefit
of the people!
ROCCO
Ooooops! Short circuit! If I responded to every straight line, well, that’s the real endless loop!
