Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Much
I had wine for my friends, but always brought something
for their two dogs,so I decided to stop at the New Super
Wonder Warehouse Store. Half out of curiosity.
-Hey! This whole aisle for dog biscuits?
CLERK
This one and the next two.
-How many...?
CLERK
Three hundred or so choices.
-These are little dogs and...
CLERK
We’re not free to give advice. You’re in the charcoal section–I call it. Gives them nice breath.
-I could use a few of those myself.
CLERK
I don’t understand. These, and the other two aisles, are
dog biscuits,Sir,for dogs. My hand computer lists
seven aisles for breath mints and antacids,401 to 408.
-I’d be exhausted before I got there.
CLERK
Jet skates at the end of each aisle. Machine takes
dollar bills.
-This is as far as I’m going. I’m closing my eyes and
plucking one.
CLERK
Oh Sir! That’s never recommended. You have free choice.
-Don’t need the propaganda,thanks. I’m heading for that
cashier over there. Guy in front has only a bathtub.
I had wine for my friends, but always brought something
for their two dogs,so I decided to stop at the New Super
Wonder Warehouse Store. Half out of curiosity.
-Hey! This whole aisle for dog biscuits?
CLERK
This one and the next two.
-How many...?
CLERK
Three hundred or so choices.
-These are little dogs and...
CLERK
We’re not free to give advice. You’re in the charcoal section–I call it. Gives them nice breath.
-I could use a few of those myself.
CLERK
I don’t understand. These, and the other two aisles, are
dog biscuits,Sir,for dogs. My hand computer lists
seven aisles for breath mints and antacids,401 to 408.
-I’d be exhausted before I got there.
CLERK
Jet skates at the end of each aisle. Machine takes
dollar bills.
-This is as far as I’m going. I’m closing my eyes and
plucking one.
CLERK
Oh Sir! That’s never recommended. You have free choice.
-Don’t need the propaganda,thanks. I’m heading for that
cashier over there. Guy in front has only a bathtub.
