Wednesday, September 26, 2007
The Patriotic Paradox
AIDE
Could they have picked a more remote spot for the conference?
Some of the business “leaders” even brought mistresses.
SENATOR
Sluts like hiking like anyone else.
AIDE
And, excuse me, but all the flag waving! And you...cried during your speech!
SENATOR
Secret of politics, mean every syllable the second you orate it! Afterwards,
The Art of Compromising.
AIDE
Yeah? Well, many of those business guys you “compromise” with ought to be cooling their asses in jail cells.
SENATOR
Just another paradox of this magnificent social experiment which is America:
those who steal the most, love it the most.
AIDE
Could they have picked a more remote spot for the conference?
Some of the business “leaders” even brought mistresses.
SENATOR
Sluts like hiking like anyone else.
AIDE
And, excuse me, but all the flag waving! And you...cried during your speech!
SENATOR
Secret of politics, mean every syllable the second you orate it! Afterwards,
The Art of Compromising.
AIDE
Yeah? Well, many of those business guys you “compromise” with ought to be cooling their asses in jail cells.
SENATOR
Just another paradox of this magnificent social experiment which is America:
those who steal the most, love it the most.
