Monday, October 22, 2007
BEBs
Proud to say I’m a BEB! Funny how it started. We held a minstrel
show and one of the black-faced characters was Bomb Everybody Bob.
And before you rear up on your PC gelding, our actual Negro laughed his
ass off!
Then the acronym transmuted to “Bomb Everybody Boys.” We have
a weekly breakfast on Thursday. Hey, Thursday was drink and
drug yourself blind on most campuses. Except for the assholes
who studied. What every happened to them anyway?
Always looking for members but be cautioned. We consider
Mainstream Republicans Communists, and Democrats traitors.
Iran is next to bomb. No secret. After that we lust again! I wouldn’t
rule anyplace out in the long run, even Chicago.
Just kidding. We’re always laughing, unlike the pussies condemning us.
Proud to say I’m a BEB! Funny how it started. We held a minstrel
show and one of the black-faced characters was Bomb Everybody Bob.
And before you rear up on your PC gelding, our actual Negro laughed his
ass off!
Then the acronym transmuted to “Bomb Everybody Boys.” We have
a weekly breakfast on Thursday. Hey, Thursday was drink and
drug yourself blind on most campuses. Except for the assholes
who studied. What every happened to them anyway?
Always looking for members but be cautioned. We consider
Mainstream Republicans Communists, and Democrats traitors.
Iran is next to bomb. No secret. After that we lust again! I wouldn’t
rule anyplace out in the long run, even Chicago.
Just kidding. We’re always laughing, unlike the pussies condemning us.
