Friday, October 05, 2007
Dealing In the Army
-Odd conversation to have in a war zone, but I’m tasked to find out about
your re-enlistment plans. Hell of a cash bonus out there now!
-Save your breath, I’m going with Blackwater. Like, almost ten times the salary
and no chickenshit!
-I’m sorry to hear of your projected walk on the wild side. But where will they be when you’re coming round to retirement?
-Right here. Iraq is Forever!
-I mean pension and...
-Hey! I just buy an annuity with about one fifth of my salary. Better than the dinky one the army gives.
-I’m really shocked! You are so Army!
-No fuckin longer! And speaking of cash bonuses, got one in my back pocket
for you to come onboard!
-You representing them now?
-I’ve done a bit of work.
-That’s not legal.
-Let’s not be too literal. Except in THIS !
-Wow! How much is that?
-We won’t bother counting.
-Odd conversation to have in a war zone, but I’m tasked to find out about
your re-enlistment plans. Hell of a cash bonus out there now!
-Save your breath, I’m going with Blackwater. Like, almost ten times the salary
and no chickenshit!
-I’m sorry to hear of your projected walk on the wild side. But where will they be when you’re coming round to retirement?
-Right here. Iraq is Forever!
-I mean pension and...
-Hey! I just buy an annuity with about one fifth of my salary. Better than the dinky one the army gives.
-I’m really shocked! You are so Army!
-No fuckin longer! And speaking of cash bonuses, got one in my back pocket
for you to come onboard!
-You representing them now?
-I’ve done a bit of work.
-That’s not legal.
-Let’s not be too literal. Except in THIS !
-Wow! How much is that?
-We won’t bother counting.
