Thursday, October 04, 2007
GOP Operatives, Again
-This is a quiet room. Say whatever you want and in any style.
-I do that anyway.
-The question on the table is: How can we further lift the obscenely rich?
-Fuck ‘em!
-Have you gone over to the Dark Side?
-Slash their taxes and they kick back a percentage that’s less than they give
the waiter at their club! And they’re stiffing him too.
-What do you suggest? “Here’s your tax cut and we’d like it back!” ?
-That and more! We enrich them and they screw us!
-Give is a repugnant verb. Republican, not.
-And you’re funny. Not! We’ve showered these obnoxious pricks with bushel baskets of money, and now the Dems lead us in fund raising.
-That is a serious problem. Okay, what’ll we do?
-One-on-ones where we talk turkey.
-These are the hardest, toughest people in the world. That won’t move ‘em.
-Then just a hint how we’re sidetracking certain investigations?
-Blackmail, is it?
-Three quarters of these fuckers should be in prison anyway!
-That’s your fraction is it? Well, you’ve always been conservative.
-This is a quiet room. Say whatever you want and in any style.
-I do that anyway.
-The question on the table is: How can we further lift the obscenely rich?
-Fuck ‘em!
-Have you gone over to the Dark Side?
-Slash their taxes and they kick back a percentage that’s less than they give
the waiter at their club! And they’re stiffing him too.
-What do you suggest? “Here’s your tax cut and we’d like it back!” ?
-That and more! We enrich them and they screw us!
-Give is a repugnant verb. Republican, not.
-And you’re funny. Not! We’ve showered these obnoxious pricks with bushel baskets of money, and now the Dems lead us in fund raising.
-That is a serious problem. Okay, what’ll we do?
-One-on-ones where we talk turkey.
-These are the hardest, toughest people in the world. That won’t move ‘em.
-Then just a hint how we’re sidetracking certain investigations?
-Blackmail, is it?
-Three quarters of these fuckers should be in prison anyway!
-That’s your fraction is it? Well, you’ve always been conservative.
