Wednesday, October 31, 2007

 
The Investor


-Don’t know why you pay me. Never take my advice. It’s past time to start looking at some long-range...

-Hey! Bing Bang Boom! Short-range only! In and out!

-Just a little long-range helps the country.

-Since when did you acquire a fuckin conscience? Leave that to the Teachers’ Union Pension Fund. Long-range is like just about everything else in this country: submitting to anal rape. Financially by CEOs, laydown boards,
leeching politicians.

-Which party most closely fits your philosophy?

-Both when I grease them. Neither when I don’t. Then again, they’re long range propositions too, aren’t they?

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