Monday, November 05, 2007
Equal Voting Opportunities
-Look, fuckin José! You do Democrat! Comprendhe?
-Be patient, Chief. He was sleeping in his own shit just yesterday in Mexico City Drunk Tank.
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-These are critical precincts for Republicans. Order the Nig-Nogs to come back day after election to vote. They’re stone fuckin dumb enough to fall for it, but promise Walmart coupons anyway. We’ve already scrubbed the criminals and their very extended families.
-Will we really have the coupons?
-Nah. When you fuck ‘em, double-fuck ‘em! That’s how Rockheads get
to understand. Really a mercy.
-Compassionate Conservatism?
-I like that! Pointing out to folks how fuckin stupid they are.
-Look, fuckin José! You do Democrat! Comprendhe?
-Be patient, Chief. He was sleeping in his own shit just yesterday in Mexico City Drunk Tank.
...
-These are critical precincts for Republicans. Order the Nig-Nogs to come back day after election to vote. They’re stone fuckin dumb enough to fall for it, but promise Walmart coupons anyway. We’ve already scrubbed the criminals and their very extended families.
-Will we really have the coupons?
-Nah. When you fuck ‘em, double-fuck ‘em! That’s how Rockheads get
to understand. Really a mercy.
-Compassionate Conservatism?
-I like that! Pointing out to folks how fuckin stupid they are.
