Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Insider For America
Not a leak from Energy-Security Taskforce! So I’ll open things a millimeter.
They brought in a pie and it expanded before our eyes! Slices stay
proportional, of course, so we divvied it up.
Always the secret promise to tithe to RNC.
Now how ‘bout a fuckin drink? I asked Dick Cheney.
“Please, dignity of office.”
Nation’s lucky we don’t steal the rugs from the floor! Now put out
the good stuff!
He did! Strong and smoky whiskey’d curdle your urine.
Whaaatsaat? Crooks? See this fuckin American flag in my lapel.
Patriotism, Asshole! And under Republicans that’s always
compatible with profit! Chicken n’ egg!
Anyways, bigger miracle than Christ! We put oil and security together and the
fuckin money fell outa the sky! Like a good ole-fashioned Texas gully
washer but with greenbacks.
And, as if you needed reminding, not a fuckin thing you can do about it!
I’d say best thing this administration did, it taught people their place.
Stay there, stay happy.
Not a leak from Energy-Security Taskforce! So I’ll open things a millimeter.
They brought in a pie and it expanded before our eyes! Slices stay
proportional, of course, so we divvied it up.
Always the secret promise to tithe to RNC.
Now how ‘bout a fuckin drink? I asked Dick Cheney.
“Please, dignity of office.”
Nation’s lucky we don’t steal the rugs from the floor! Now put out
the good stuff!
He did! Strong and smoky whiskey’d curdle your urine.
Whaaatsaat? Crooks? See this fuckin American flag in my lapel.
Patriotism, Asshole! And under Republicans that’s always
compatible with profit! Chicken n’ egg!
Anyways, bigger miracle than Christ! We put oil and security together and the
fuckin money fell outa the sky! Like a good ole-fashioned Texas gully
washer but with greenbacks.
And, as if you needed reminding, not a fuckin thing you can do about it!
I’d say best thing this administration did, it taught people their place.
Stay there, stay happy.
