Friday, November 09, 2007
Rocco and Fox
ROCCO
I call Fox the A L D Network.
CHUCK, INQUIRER REPORTER
Don’t tell me what that means.
ROCCO
Typical curiosity of a smalltime reporter! It means
Administration Lap Dog Network.
CHUCK
Not very euphonic. Doesn’t quite trip off the tongue.
ROCCO
Truth can be like that.
CHUCK
That’s why propaganda edges it out.
ROCCO
Yeah, the frenzy of shopping. Poor John Q can’t screen it all.
CHUCK
Shopping is Republican patriotism.
ROCCO
What’s Democratic?
CHUCK
Clucking like a chicken.
ROCCO
The real shame of this administration is not waterboarding, but that because of
the fairy PC climate, they can’t be robustly proud of it.
CHUCK
Now that is a real shame. If Bush and Cheney aren’t arrested, there is no justice.
ROCCO
Damned liberal media ! Republicans redefine justice daily with kiss-ass judges,
and you never salute.
CHUCK
You expect too much of us. We enter the den of thieves daily and you expect us to come out with one or two. We’ve failed so mightily, we’re not even Godless Communists anymore.
ROCCO
I call Fox the A L D Network.
CHUCK, INQUIRER REPORTER
Don’t tell me what that means.
ROCCO
Typical curiosity of a smalltime reporter! It means
Administration Lap Dog Network.
CHUCK
Not very euphonic. Doesn’t quite trip off the tongue.
ROCCO
Truth can be like that.
CHUCK
That’s why propaganda edges it out.
ROCCO
Yeah, the frenzy of shopping. Poor John Q can’t screen it all.
CHUCK
Shopping is Republican patriotism.
ROCCO
What’s Democratic?
CHUCK
Clucking like a chicken.
ROCCO
The real shame of this administration is not waterboarding, but that because of
the fairy PC climate, they can’t be robustly proud of it.
CHUCK
Now that is a real shame. If Bush and Cheney aren’t arrested, there is no justice.
ROCCO
Damned liberal media ! Republicans redefine justice daily with kiss-ass judges,
and you never salute.
CHUCK
You expect too much of us. We enter the den of thieves daily and you expect us to come out with one or two. We’ve failed so mightily, we’re not even Godless Communists anymore.
