Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Heavens
-Holy Shit! Oh excuse me.
-No problem. That’s merely vulgarity, manners. I can take a bit of that.
-Just that I was surprised! Then...you are Republican?
-That’s right, heh heh.
-But that leaves out half the population in this country.
-Fuck ‘em.
-Oh my God! Excuse me again, but...
-You get tired of the boat-rocking. Leave things alone and I have less to do.
-How about heaven? I mean, will all these Repub–?
-Maybe a parallel one. They’re too freakin boring to have around.
-I concur. But, anyway, the Dems really out of luck?
-Too much experimenting...and fornicating.
-How about Republican fornicating?
-No such deal. What passes for it they can keep doing in their parallel heaven.
-So it’s Hell for the Democrats?
-Don’t know yet. They complain even more than Satan. Too unsteady a brew
to put them together. I might create another Earth and let them beat upon
each other’s eardrums and read each other’s reports. Anyway, they’ll think it’s heaven not to be perpetually screwed.
-Holy Shit! Oh excuse me.
-No problem. That’s merely vulgarity, manners. I can take a bit of that.
-Just that I was surprised! Then...you are Republican?
-That’s right, heh heh.
-But that leaves out half the population in this country.
-Fuck ‘em.
-Oh my God! Excuse me again, but...
-You get tired of the boat-rocking. Leave things alone and I have less to do.
-How about heaven? I mean, will all these Repub–?
-Maybe a parallel one. They’re too freakin boring to have around.
-I concur. But, anyway, the Dems really out of luck?
-Too much experimenting...and fornicating.
-How about Republican fornicating?
-No such deal. What passes for it they can keep doing in their parallel heaven.
-So it’s Hell for the Democrats?
-Don’t know yet. They complain even more than Satan. Too unsteady a brew
to put them together. I might create another Earth and let them beat upon
each other’s eardrums and read each other’s reports. Anyway, they’ll think it’s heaven not to be perpetually screwed.
