Thursday, February 14, 2008
French
-I’ll take a Coke, Lover.
-Coke! More American shit! Have water.
-And I went to our little store and got German Rhine Wine and Irish Cheddar Farmhouse Cheese. Am I to hate them too?
-Yes!
-So everything French is superb because we’re French? And everything...?
(in his face now)
-No! I hate the French too! I especially hate French women. And you representing them so well, with your selfishness and hideous attempts to look younger.
I despise you! Utterly.
-Utterly?
-Beyond the last degree. A painted hulk like an abandoned boat!
-Abandoned too!
(They embrace passionately.)
-I’ll take a Coke, Lover.
-Coke! More American shit! Have water.
-And I went to our little store and got German Rhine Wine and Irish Cheddar Farmhouse Cheese. Am I to hate them too?
-Yes!
-So everything French is superb because we’re French? And everything...?
(in his face now)
-No! I hate the French too! I especially hate French women. And you representing them so well, with your selfishness and hideous attempts to look younger.
I despise you! Utterly.
-Utterly?
-Beyond the last degree. A painted hulk like an abandoned boat!
-Abandoned too!
(They embrace passionately.)
