Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Lobbying Team
-GOP gonna really get whacked this time out. All the signs...
-Yeah, too bad. We had a hell of a lot of elbow room under them.
-That’ll change.
-Not really, but keeping it is much more expensive.
-Are we equal opportunity bribers?
-Of course. But we have to yield to reality and start double-greasing the Dems,
starting, like, yesterday.
-I’m on it!
-Have you been to their club lately?
-Stop in once a week since they edged ahead in ‘06.
-Yeah, well I want you there every night! Uh, you may not know the code.
Go to the largest table and they’ll invite you for dessert. Get something nice
for yourself. Baked Alaska, whatever. Senator So and So‘ll tease that you’re trying to break him! Then just a little wave to Maurice puts everything on
our house account.
-That’s the code, is it?
-At every fancy feeding trough hereabouts.
-Wonder what they’d think in Cedar Rapids.
-Fuck Cedar Rapids. On that both parties agree.
-GOP gonna really get whacked this time out. All the signs...
-Yeah, too bad. We had a hell of a lot of elbow room under them.
-That’ll change.
-Not really, but keeping it is much more expensive.
-Are we equal opportunity bribers?
-Of course. But we have to yield to reality and start double-greasing the Dems,
starting, like, yesterday.
-I’m on it!
-Have you been to their club lately?
-Stop in once a week since they edged ahead in ‘06.
-Yeah, well I want you there every night! Uh, you may not know the code.
Go to the largest table and they’ll invite you for dessert. Get something nice
for yourself. Baked Alaska, whatever. Senator So and So‘ll tease that you’re trying to break him! Then just a little wave to Maurice puts everything on
our house account.
-That’s the code, is it?
-At every fancy feeding trough hereabouts.
-Wonder what they’d think in Cedar Rapids.
-Fuck Cedar Rapids. On that both parties agree.
