Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Rocco knocks around South Philly. Rabid Democrat, he loves confrontation,
as he has shown previously.
Rocco & The Courageous Republican
-Yo Rocco! Still a pussy Democrat?
-How’s the war going?
-We’re winning!
-How do you define that?
-As we go along. We don’t wring our hands like you pussy Dems.
-Still running a wire to prisoner’s testicles?
-Only if we ram a live cable up his ass first.
-Why do you remind me of a fantasy of violent masturbation?
-We don’t masturbate. Line up the women and we’ll fuck ‘em all in a row.
-Sad.
-Not really. This country started electing real men in 2000.
-You stole two elections in a row.
-If we did, that‘s two feathers in our cap!
-I feel like a straight man in a horror movie.
-That’s all literary shit. It means absolutely nothing. Power comes from power!
-Uh huh. Like to continue this edifying conversation, but gotta get chocolate
chips for Mom so she can bake cookies.
-Wear your apron.
-I was thinking of borrowing yours, but pink’s all wrong for me.
as he has shown previously.
Rocco & The Courageous Republican
-Yo Rocco! Still a pussy Democrat?
-How’s the war going?
-We’re winning!
-How do you define that?
-As we go along. We don’t wring our hands like you pussy Dems.
-Still running a wire to prisoner’s testicles?
-Only if we ram a live cable up his ass first.
-Why do you remind me of a fantasy of violent masturbation?
-We don’t masturbate. Line up the women and we’ll fuck ‘em all in a row.
-Sad.
-Not really. This country started electing real men in 2000.
-You stole two elections in a row.
-If we did, that‘s two feathers in our cap!
-I feel like a straight man in a horror movie.
-That’s all literary shit. It means absolutely nothing. Power comes from power!
-Uh huh. Like to continue this edifying conversation, but gotta get chocolate
chips for Mom so she can bake cookies.
-Wear your apron.
-I was thinking of borrowing yours, but pink’s all wrong for me.
