Monday, February 04, 2008
Textile Grad Larry--knows his warp-woofs
LARRY
Don’t hear much about Chinese...except when they try to poison our kids with their toys.
ROCCO
We owe them an arm and a leg. They buy our low- interest bonds. Our government junk. Thus keeping afloat the Bush war machine and Walmarts. And we sell them more Buicks than here. Go figure!
LARRY
So, they’re fuckin important! I wanna read more about them. Whatsit? A billion or so? There’s gotta be a lot of sex of every variety in those gangs.
ROCCO
I know where you’re heading. Not admirable. As the kids text, POS: Parents
over shoulder. Our mothers are watching! God rest their pure souls.
LARRY
Yeah. Fine. But ever see them in a crowd? Or is that all Chinese have? Anyway, you could cop a thousand feels going two subway stops!
ROCCO
Well, a hundred perhaps.
LARRY
Man. I hope somebody starts smuggling out their Fuck Books and soon!
ROCCO
Not me. Maxed out on literature for the nonce.
LARRY
Don’t hear much about Chinese...except when they try to poison our kids with their toys.
ROCCO
We owe them an arm and a leg. They buy our low- interest bonds. Our government junk. Thus keeping afloat the Bush war machine and Walmarts. And we sell them more Buicks than here. Go figure!
LARRY
So, they’re fuckin important! I wanna read more about them. Whatsit? A billion or so? There’s gotta be a lot of sex of every variety in those gangs.
ROCCO
I know where you’re heading. Not admirable. As the kids text, POS: Parents
over shoulder. Our mothers are watching! God rest their pure souls.
LARRY
Yeah. Fine. But ever see them in a crowd? Or is that all Chinese have? Anyway, you could cop a thousand feels going two subway stops!
ROCCO
Well, a hundred perhaps.
LARRY
Man. I hope somebody starts smuggling out their Fuck Books and soon!
ROCCO
Not me. Maxed out on literature for the nonce.
