Monday, March 17, 2008

 
EXCLUSIONARY DIALOG

WALL ST
Wait a second! We put billions in your campaigns! Overtly and not so...

GOP
And we in turn put stooges in regulatory positions, and gave you all
the elbow room you desired.

WALL ST
That’s what we bought.

GOP
But that was enough. Go forth and prosper! we did bless.

WALL ST
And we did! But our pilgrimage has stumbled into blind canyons recently.

GOP
And you want a bailout, beg and beg for one.

WALL ST
Let’s say investment.

GOP
We could lose to Dems on this! People are getting totally pissed.

WALL ST
Uh huh. Let’s cut to the chase on that one. Together now:

BOTH
Fuck them!

WALL ST
That’s a breath of freedom, saying that!

GOP
And God-given. Never forget that.

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