Monday, March 03, 2008

 
Patriotic Timing

-I just need about six insane Republicans of the type that mobbed up the Florida Recount.

-What then?

-Some black cork to swarthy them a bit. And they fuckin attack!

-Where?

-Heartland place. Let’s say branch police office in Cedar Rapids or somewhere. The more to scare the total shit outa you, m‘dear.

-Aren’t you afraid some of the cops’ll be killed?

-It’s for their country.

-What then? Press’ll see through this!

-We torch it! Spirit away our “Arab” patriots.

-They’ll nab us on it. Forensics won’t show any bodies
but cops’.

-Be so close to election they can’t move fast enough. We win and tab the whole mess Top Secret.

-I’m not hearing this!

-Oh you hearing!

-It’s the other side’s paranoid fantasy.

-Yeah. That’s the beauty part.

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