Tuesday, April 08, 2008
Rocco hangs out in South Philadelphia. Search in this blog for
his other encounters.
Rocco With Middle Vinnie, the Baker
M VINNIE
Now they got Sons of Iraq on our side. I guess they’re really something!
(Slapping a large ball of dough) Hey? Hey?
ROCCO
How does a bullet in the back feel? A horrible searing, then to your knees,
then a sort of slow motion topple into the prenatal position.
M VINNIE
That’s when they dance around you in all the dirt and filth, but what the fuck,
you won’t really notice. Dim...
ROCCO
and Dimmer. Speaking of which, that’s one ancient black and white TV up there,
covered with flour and in clouds of flour.
M VINNIE
Medium the message here.
ROCCO
There’s McCain. He really IS made of boilerplate. Amazing!
M VINNIE
And General Petraeus. Wonder if he has stars on his jock strap.
ROCCO
Better be embroidered. Like his speech. Full of West Point managerial claptrap.
M VINNIE
He’s so full of shit he doesn’t know it.
his other encounters.
Rocco With Middle Vinnie, the Baker
M VINNIE
Now they got Sons of Iraq on our side. I guess they’re really something!
(Slapping a large ball of dough) Hey? Hey?
ROCCO
How does a bullet in the back feel? A horrible searing, then to your knees,
then a sort of slow motion topple into the prenatal position.
M VINNIE
That’s when they dance around you in all the dirt and filth, but what the fuck,
you won’t really notice. Dim...
ROCCO
and Dimmer. Speaking of which, that’s one ancient black and white TV up there,
covered with flour and in clouds of flour.
M VINNIE
Medium the message here.
ROCCO
There’s McCain. He really IS made of boilerplate. Amazing!
M VINNIE
And General Petraeus. Wonder if he has stars on his jock strap.
ROCCO
Better be embroidered. Like his speech. Full of West Point managerial claptrap.
M VINNIE
He’s so full of shit he doesn’t know it.
