Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Two Republican Strategists
-Money!
-Any route to it for us and our buddies. Call it what you will.
-We can hire college boys to name programs, so Joe Blow Citizen thinks
he’s getting a shake.
-Then we shake it!
-While putting it up his ass.
-It all comes out in the end.
-Time, though, for another overall concept. Biggie!
-I loved Shining City on the Hill.
-But without the shines! No?
-How about Every Man Rich?
-And woman! Let’s not forget our loving afterthoughts.
-Yeah. Let’s proclaim it! But we wouldn’t want it, of course.
-How so?
-If all are the same, thus average, then how can we continue to be
vastly superior?
-We will, just not in money.
-Excuse me?
-Money!
-Any route to it for us and our buddies. Call it what you will.
-We can hire college boys to name programs, so Joe Blow Citizen thinks
he’s getting a shake.
-Then we shake it!
-While putting it up his ass.
-It all comes out in the end.
-Time, though, for another overall concept. Biggie!
-I loved Shining City on the Hill.
-But without the shines! No?
-How about Every Man Rich?
-And woman! Let’s not forget our loving afterthoughts.
-Yeah. Let’s proclaim it! But we wouldn’t want it, of course.
-How so?
-If all are the same, thus average, then how can we continue to be
vastly superior?
-We will, just not in money.
-Excuse me?
