Sunday, May 25, 2008
Divorce Hearing
-She spends the whole day watching the Shoes and Hair Channel.
-And he “works”–so called!
-House a mess.
-He’d lift a finger?
-We moved from the old house because it got full of shoes. We can’t sell
it unless we clean it out, and it’s like they’re reproducing in there!
-Creative Writing! And he’s a sex brute! With enough kinks for a dissertation
in abnornal psych!
-There’s no sex. How could that compete with shoes?
-And FOOT-ball! You’d think THAT was the world.
-Instead of her HAIR!
Judge: I’ve heard enough. Divorce granted on basis of incompatibility.
Let the attorneys work out the financials and have a copy on my
desk inside a week. Then I sign off, and I do mean SIGN OFF!
-She spends the whole day watching the Shoes and Hair Channel.
-And he “works”–so called!
-House a mess.
-He’d lift a finger?
-We moved from the old house because it got full of shoes. We can’t sell
it unless we clean it out, and it’s like they’re reproducing in there!
-Creative Writing! And he’s a sex brute! With enough kinks for a dissertation
in abnornal psych!
-There’s no sex. How could that compete with shoes?
-And FOOT-ball! You’d think THAT was the world.
-Instead of her HAIR!
Judge: I’ve heard enough. Divorce granted on basis of incompatibility.
Let the attorneys work out the financials and have a copy on my
desk inside a week. Then I sign off, and I do mean SIGN OFF!
