Tuesday, May 20, 2008
The Imagination Group
LEADER
Well, we can win the war! Just came down from on high.
MALE WRITER
How do you define win?
LEADER
We don’t define anything. Your job is to pack the horseshit into the box and...
FEMALE WRITER
Throw in some God. Make it like rape...with hymns.
LEADER
No, wrap it in beautiful paper. With ribbons!
FEMALE WRITER
Ah those ribbons, the female role. I can do it! Oh the pride!
MALE WRITER
Oh the horror! I’d like to strangle all my Creative Writing instructors.
Could’ve majored in Sewer Engineering!
LEADER
No difference.
LEADER
Well, we can win the war! Just came down from on high.
MALE WRITER
How do you define win?
LEADER
We don’t define anything. Your job is to pack the horseshit into the box and...
FEMALE WRITER
Throw in some God. Make it like rape...with hymns.
LEADER
No, wrap it in beautiful paper. With ribbons!
FEMALE WRITER
Ah those ribbons, the female role. I can do it! Oh the pride!
MALE WRITER
Oh the horror! I’d like to strangle all my Creative Writing instructors.
Could’ve majored in Sewer Engineering!
LEADER
No difference.
