Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Informal Debate
DEMOCRAT
Republicans HAVE no principles.
REPUBLICAN
Nonsense! I can detail ten right off the bat. Solid!
DEMOCRAT
Do it then! Whatever they are, you’ve betrayed them.
And some among you know that to their very core.
REPUBLICAN
Don’t be dramatic. It’s not a film with Jimmy Stewart.
DEMOCRAT
Let’s hear these principles then. Start with ones not for sale.
REPUBLICAN
Well now you’ve handcuffed me totally!
DEMOCRAT
Republicans HAVE no principles.
REPUBLICAN
Nonsense! I can detail ten right off the bat. Solid!
DEMOCRAT
Do it then! Whatever they are, you’ve betrayed them.
And some among you know that to their very core.
REPUBLICAN
Don’t be dramatic. It’s not a film with Jimmy Stewart.
DEMOCRAT
Let’s hear these principles then. Start with ones not for sale.
REPUBLICAN
Well now you’ve handcuffed me totally!