Friday, May 23, 2008
Political Impulse
-Well, she does have this bump on her nose.
-Oh my! It’s a very little bump. More like a...
-And she sputters when she gets nervous.
-I windmill! So what?
-Are you here to help or what?
-Or what. I’m an “Or What” person.
-Never mind all that posing. How about “Bump Nose sputters that
she wants to improve the cafeteria...”
-Uh huh. But...?
-I can’t think just now. You fill in the rest.
-With what?
-Use your imagination. For the first time.
-I get it! It’s like being back on the playground and becoming the mean kid!
-Chose any role you want. Let’s just get me elected.
-Well, she does have this bump on her nose.
-Oh my! It’s a very little bump. More like a...
-And she sputters when she gets nervous.
-I windmill! So what?
-Are you here to help or what?
-Or what. I’m an “Or What” person.
-Never mind all that posing. How about “Bump Nose sputters that
she wants to improve the cafeteria...”
-Uh huh. But...?
-I can’t think just now. You fill in the rest.
-With what?
-Use your imagination. For the first time.
-I get it! It’s like being back on the playground and becoming the mean kid!
-Chose any role you want. Let’s just get me elected.
