Thursday, May 22, 2008
The Threat
MEMBER
Blistering op ed! “Why I’m Leaving the Party”
A LEADER
So I hear and do in whole disbelieve.
MEMBER
Party of Race, War, and The Rich, he accuses.
A LEADER
The Holy Trinity.
MEMBER
Never mind the wisecracks. How do you counter? On Race, say?
A LEADER
We’re itching to get started on this Half-Darkie of theirs!
MEMBER
Worst than I thought. And war and...?
A LEADER
(sings) You can’t have one without the other.
MEMBER
You’re pretty lighthearted about this.
A LEADER
I’m not worried. We’ve unified traitors before.
