Monday, May 05, 2008
Torturing Humor
-Only one woman in the program. A special project.
-Shoulda been easy to waterboard. They got their mouths open most of the time.
-She was sorta advisor on suicide bomber fashions.
-You’re shittin’ me!
-Well, a few other areas we wished to know.
-What did...?
-Took her into hangar at Baghram. Backed her into spinning propellor.
-Oh my God!
-She didn’t peep, until...
-What? What?
-Dis-aster.
-Oh fuck you! Too too old a joke. We’ve been dis-BRAINED is the problem!
-CIA requirement.
-Are you sure we’re not gonna pay for all this shit? Look at Hitler’s
home movies. All those guys laughing at der Fuhrer’s witticisms
looked like us.
-Much better dressed.
-Only one woman in the program. A special project.
-Shoulda been easy to waterboard. They got their mouths open most of the time.
-She was sorta advisor on suicide bomber fashions.
-You’re shittin’ me!
-Well, a few other areas we wished to know.
-What did...?
-Took her into hangar at Baghram. Backed her into spinning propellor.
-Oh my God!
-She didn’t peep, until...
-What? What?
-Dis-aster.
-Oh fuck you! Too too old a joke. We’ve been dis-BRAINED is the problem!
-CIA requirement.
-Are you sure we’re not gonna pay for all this shit? Look at Hitler’s
home movies. All those guys laughing at der Fuhrer’s witticisms
looked like us.
-Much better dressed.
