Sunday, June 08, 2008
Hell
-You’ll have two channels. One is Chick Flicks only; the other, Bitter,
Middle-Aged Women-–mostly hammer-on-the-head documentaries
on that one.
-Specific punishment all right. Fluff and Anger. What did I do to...?
-Probably what you didn’t do. Your inaction revealed more than any abuse.
-Just trying to get by. I don’t think life should be a mystery where you’re
always guessing. Say it straight out and I’ll think about it!
-Be all that as it was, are you willing to be re-educated? Sensitized?
-No. How much for a few sports channels?
-Everything for sale, huh? Like the planet you came from.
-How about Heaven?
-I can’t get in there, even with a visa. But I suspect it’s Really Big Money.
-One hand washes the other.
-It’s a clean place all right.
-Yeah, well here I am at any rate. I can’t watch those fem shows. I’ll puke.
-It’s an extreme punishment okay. Maybe we can work something out.
-I’ve come to the right place.
-Sent.
-Whatever.
-You’ll have two channels. One is Chick Flicks only; the other, Bitter,
Middle-Aged Women-–mostly hammer-on-the-head documentaries
on that one.
-Specific punishment all right. Fluff and Anger. What did I do to...?
-Probably what you didn’t do. Your inaction revealed more than any abuse.
-Just trying to get by. I don’t think life should be a mystery where you’re
always guessing. Say it straight out and I’ll think about it!
-Be all that as it was, are you willing to be re-educated? Sensitized?
-No. How much for a few sports channels?
-Everything for sale, huh? Like the planet you came from.
-How about Heaven?
-I can’t get in there, even with a visa. But I suspect it’s Really Big Money.
-One hand washes the other.
-It’s a clean place all right.
-Yeah, well here I am at any rate. I can’t watch those fem shows. I’ll puke.
-It’s an extreme punishment okay. Maybe we can work something out.
-I’ve come to the right place.
-Sent.
-Whatever.
