Thursday, June 05, 2008
Tale of Tubs
Famous clip from Katrina:
Grandma with clamped face
in huge plastic tub being
pushed by kin. Where came
from, a tub like that?
Probably monster bakery,
for mixing dough. No matter.
The proposition now in Congress
"One Person, One Tub" promises
to alleviate suffering on a grand scale.
Will work thusly: Citizen reports to
Tub Distribution Facility, TDF.
Under Republicans, Loyalty Oath
must be sworn, + gratuity expected.
Under Democrats, Tub free! Af-
ter completion of 15-page form.
Famous clip from Katrina:
Grandma with clamped face
in huge plastic tub being
pushed by kin. Where came
from, a tub like that?
Probably monster bakery,
for mixing dough. No matter.
The proposition now in Congress
"One Person, One Tub" promises
to alleviate suffering on a grand scale.
Will work thusly: Citizen reports to
Tub Distribution Facility, TDF.
Under Republicans, Loyalty Oath
must be sworn, + gratuity expected.
Under Democrats, Tub free! Af-
ter completion of 15-page form.
