Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Ohio Vote Again
Sheriff Kelsey Nardo of Cuyahoga County, Ohio, still can't
find truckloads of Ohio's '04 presidential votes. "They've gone
missing, and it's three weeks now and not a lead, and...
well, how can this happen?"
The votes were on their way to the new state repository in Niles,
where Professor Status Appwell says, "We're all abject here.
Scholars would appreciate this treasure a hundred years
from today!"
The Professor then sounded a wry note. "Ohio! Where
the individual's vote is stolen twice!"
(Informed of this quote, Louisiana State Senator Nick Andrews-Heckler
laughed, “Twice? Hell, we’d just be getting started down here!”)
