Thursday, July 10, 2008
The Specialist
-Let's not bullshit anybody, I'm really black. Like inside of
cave, like shoe polish. I mean, I don't send much light back, except
from my stereotypical big teeth. Yahsuh! Yahsuh boss! Yahsuh!
At any rate, lighting will have to be even, and really penetrate, to show
I have a nose and mouth.
-I believe we can handle that. What do you offer besides...?"
-Sit angled behind your candidate. Wave flag, banner, whatever you
want. Or just react to what he says. I do a totally great slowwww-
sarcastic, for one. Damning the sleaze-bag opposition all the while
candidate murders ‘em!
-How much?
-It's three large for Democrats and five for Republicans.
-Why more for us? I... !
-Need you ask?
-Let's not bullshit anybody, I'm really black. Like inside of
cave, like shoe polish. I mean, I don't send much light back, except
from my stereotypical big teeth. Yahsuh! Yahsuh boss! Yahsuh!
At any rate, lighting will have to be even, and really penetrate, to show
I have a nose and mouth.
-I believe we can handle that. What do you offer besides...?"
-Sit angled behind your candidate. Wave flag, banner, whatever you
want. Or just react to what he says. I do a totally great slowwww-
sarcastic, for one. Damning the sleaze-bag opposition all the while
candidate murders ‘em!
-How much?
-It's three large for Democrats and five for Republicans.
-Why more for us? I... !
-Need you ask?
