Monday, October 06, 2008
Lefty and the Banker
-So we're bailing you out? Lion of the Free Market!
-Lotta blame to go ’round.
-Do you believe that?
-No, I usually say what I don't believe.
-Are you adjusting your banker's lifestyle upward again?
-Vacation to Paris is back on.
-Your wife'll be glad.
-Her? She stays home. Depressed. Stares out window
like character in a dusty novel. And Ham-and-Egger
psychiatrist on cheap-o health plan can't help.
-I'm sorry. You'll be lonely in France.
-Not if I get the same Indonesian woman.
-So we’re to pay for your whores too?
-I'm not ungrateful. Listen! This woman has art even
a Lefty'd relish. She's bi...
-That too?
-...partisan I mean.
-So we're bailing you out? Lion of the Free Market!
-Lotta blame to go ’round.
-Do you believe that?
-No, I usually say what I don't believe.
-Are you adjusting your banker's lifestyle upward again?
-Vacation to Paris is back on.
-Your wife'll be glad.
-Her? She stays home. Depressed. Stares out window
like character in a dusty novel. And Ham-and-Egger
psychiatrist on cheap-o health plan can't help.
-I'm sorry. You'll be lonely in France.
-Not if I get the same Indonesian woman.
-So we’re to pay for your whores too?
-I'm not ungrateful. Listen! This woman has art even
a Lefty'd relish. She's bi...
-That too?
-...partisan I mean.
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