Sunday, November 02, 2008
Two Old Republicans
-Yeah we hitched our wagon to a crazy prick.
-He’s babbling on terrorism, race, Socialism, and getting us nowhere.
-Well he wasn’t the brightest apple at the Naval Academy and got
dumber with time.
-We’re still with him, though, right?
-Stick a fork in him.
-What now?
-Well it’s important for me personally that I disavow the racial hatred.
-I agree. Just not Republican!
-Of course! I’m sending a truckload of watermelons to Obama HQ
when he wins.
-Well make sure someone gets video. All their slobbering lips over those
watermelons will help us in next Congressionals.
-Don’t they beats their feets on the mud too? I remember that from a song.
-Stick some gin in those melons and they beats their feets and flashes
their hugely-white bulging eyes.
-Leftys’d criticize, but we’re just citing facts.
-Yeah, footsnotes.
-You’re hilarious. Not that we’ve lost, I’m getting the chance to see
how funny you are.
-You’ve gotta laugh. Nigs and the ladies. Watch ‘em both awhile
and shake with laughter, till tears run down your chubby cheeks!
Labels: Republican Racism, Republican Sexism
