Saturday, December 06, 2008
Coach
-How do you feel about businessmen using football metaphors?
We're at the line of scrimmage and need to find the other
firm’s defensive weaknesses!
-It's stupid.
-How about coaches using real world metaphors?
This team is climbing a mountain without rappelling ropes.
-What asshole said that?
-You.
-Oh well, inside-football is boring to everyone but coaches
and players, so we spice it up.
-Can we quote you on any of this?
-Just this one: Fuck you!
-How do you feel about businessmen using football metaphors?
We're at the line of scrimmage and need to find the other
firm’s defensive weaknesses!
-It's stupid.
-How about coaches using real world metaphors?
This team is climbing a mountain without rappelling ropes.
-What asshole said that?
-You.
-Oh well, inside-football is boring to everyone but coaches
and players, so we spice it up.
-Can we quote you on any of this?
-Just this one: Fuck you!
Labels: football, football metaphors
