Saturday, February 28, 2009

 
My Dear Fellow Citizen

Your rebellion has been impressive. We have fought
each other to a stalemate.

Your forces recently killed an entire grammar school
class visiting the national museum.

I understand the symbolic gesture involved. And even
against the national outrage, I offer complete amnesty
for this act and all others, if you come to the negotiating
table.

I await your answer. We must cooperate for the good
of the nation.

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