Saturday, March 14, 2009
The Hot Visitors
-Everybody calls them Scorched People.
Their planet so close to their sun
that they burned...
-and just wizened up. Shrunk. Except
the one part.
-Oh?
-Mikey's slutty friend claims they got dicks
the size of Pittsburgh.
-I...can’t gossip any more. Wasted my life
on nothing--and that was just about Earthlings.
Christ! We’re worse than the women on both planets.
-Not as wordy. Besides, it’s fuckin Science!
Labels: gossip, interplanetary
