Monday, March 23, 2009
The Meeting
-Ah the quiet room! But are you sure...?
-We’re afloat in nothing.
-Well, what’s the emergency? Been some week!
-Market murdering us!
-Murdering the firm. There’s a difference.
-And regulators, and even FBI, descending.
-We have senators who’ll send immediate letters to head ‘em off..
-Might not be enough. Should we run things by the board?
-Ah yes the board! Individual accomplishments, collective stupidity.
-But we hafta tell ‘em something!
-No way. Increase amount of tips. Arrange for a conference in Paris,
nonsense agenda.
-But you acknowledge we’re in trouble?
-Firm is. Move up the bonuses.
-And the shareholders!
-As always, fuck them!
-Well we’re really getting conspired against.
I can tell you that.
-I’m willing to leave for hundred mil.
-I’ll put out the word.
-Fifty for you if we go together.
-Twins then!
-Life is beautiful, Brother!
-Ah the quiet room! But are you sure...?
-We’re afloat in nothing.
-Well, what’s the emergency? Been some week!
-Market murdering us!
-Murdering the firm. There’s a difference.
-And regulators, and even FBI, descending.
-We have senators who’ll send immediate letters to head ‘em off..
-Might not be enough. Should we run things by the board?
-Ah yes the board! Individual accomplishments, collective stupidity.
-But we hafta tell ‘em something!
-No way. Increase amount of tips. Arrange for a conference in Paris,
nonsense agenda.
-But you acknowledge we’re in trouble?
-Firm is. Move up the bonuses.
-And the shareholders!
-As always, fuck them!
-Well we’re really getting conspired against.
I can tell you that.
-I’m willing to leave for hundred mil.
-I’ll put out the word.
-Fifty for you if we go together.
-Twins then!
-Life is beautiful, Brother!
Labels: Wall Street Thieves
