Wednesday, May 06, 2009
Rocco and Master Plumber Louie
LOUIE
Be okay now. Don't shift around on the toilet. In these old houses
a jar of pickled eggs'll fall in the basement.
ROCCO
Whatever. Is this your bill? Jesus! You make more than a proctologist!
LOUIE
He just stares into rectums. I'm aftermarket.
ROCCO
What's the latest trend there?
LOUIE
Double sinks in bathroom. His 'n hers.
ROCCO
Trophy wife insists?
LOUIE
Nah. She has separate bathroom–five shelf feet for hair crap alone.
It's the power couples. Both getting ready in the morning and
leaving in different Mercedes.
ROCCO
Sounds like the political ones. One hand washes the other.
LOUIE
They wash each other's hands.
ROCCO
Thus, the Senator drops our cash in wifey's purse.
LOUIE
Or vice versa.
Rocco leads discussions in South Philadelphia.
LOUIE
Be okay now. Don't shift around on the toilet. In these old houses
a jar of pickled eggs'll fall in the basement.
ROCCO
Whatever. Is this your bill? Jesus! You make more than a proctologist!
LOUIE
He just stares into rectums. I'm aftermarket.
ROCCO
What's the latest trend there?
LOUIE
Double sinks in bathroom. His 'n hers.
ROCCO
Trophy wife insists?
LOUIE
Nah. She has separate bathroom–five shelf feet for hair crap alone.
It's the power couples. Both getting ready in the morning and
leaving in different Mercedes.
ROCCO
Sounds like the political ones. One hand washes the other.
LOUIE
They wash each other's hands.
ROCCO
Thus, the Senator drops our cash in wifey's purse.
LOUIE
Or vice versa.
Rocco leads discussions in South Philadelphia.
