Saturday, May 30, 2009
The Watchdogs
-He appointed allegedly neutral committee to be watchdogs.
-I don’t like the sound of that! Who’ll watch them?
-I don’t know, but someone has to. High tastes! Their expense accounts alone...!
-That’ll be you. And you report to me whatever hour of night.
-I usually sleep then.
-You sleep and we’re ruined!
-Oh dear! And I suppose somebody’ll watch me?
-Don’t be a wiseguy! I’ll watch you. We’ll watch each other, if that makes
you happy.
-The paranoid style of American Capitalism.
-Oh I hear you at lunch. More of a half-ass Socialist!
-To a Socialist, I’m a Republican. But anyway, all hail the endless loop of distrust!
Or is that, a line, rather? To infinity? Or a Möbius strip perhaps?
-Who gives a crap? I’ll never hire another college guy!
-He appointed allegedly neutral committee to be watchdogs.
-I don’t like the sound of that! Who’ll watch them?
-I don’t know, but someone has to. High tastes! Their expense accounts alone...!
-That’ll be you. And you report to me whatever hour of night.
-I usually sleep then.
-You sleep and we’re ruined!
-Oh dear! And I suppose somebody’ll watch me?
-Don’t be a wiseguy! I’ll watch you. We’ll watch each other, if that makes
you happy.
-The paranoid style of American Capitalism.
-Oh I hear you at lunch. More of a half-ass Socialist!
-To a Socialist, I’m a Republican. But anyway, all hail the endless loop of distrust!
Or is that, a line, rather? To infinity? Or a Möbius strip perhaps?
-Who gives a crap? I’ll never hire another college guy!
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