Friday, July 31, 2009
Future Hearing
-I didn't listen to you Republicans when you said some bureaucrat
would make the end of life decision for me!
-Well, you shoulda. But there's a caveat: decision outsourced
to my new company, Bye-Bye Inc. Thus private sector, Baby!
-I remember now. You left the Senate in The Big Quit!
-Bingo! Lot of us did. Once Republicans lost the spicks and blacks
and women too, none of us could ever get elected again.
But I held on, and wouldn't leave without a deal by the Dems.
Thus, Bye-Bye Inc.
-And here we are.
-Yeah well, let's cut to the choice. I looked over your shit and
you haven’t got a fuckin chance. Reaper for you! Next!
-Whoa! How about appeal?
-10 thou in cash. Uncle Sam pays me 5 for this dumb hearing,
but you gotta come cocoa personally for any appeal.
-I got the ten here! Take it!
-Thank you! Appeal denied! Next!
-I didn't listen to you Republicans when you said some bureaucrat
would make the end of life decision for me!
-Well, you shoulda. But there's a caveat: decision outsourced
to my new company, Bye-Bye Inc. Thus private sector, Baby!
-I remember now. You left the Senate in The Big Quit!
-Bingo! Lot of us did. Once Republicans lost the spicks and blacks
and women too, none of us could ever get elected again.
But I held on, and wouldn't leave without a deal by the Dems.
Thus, Bye-Bye Inc.
-And here we are.
-Yeah well, let's cut to the choice. I looked over your shit and
you haven’t got a fuckin chance. Reaper for you! Next!
-Whoa! How about appeal?
-10 thou in cash. Uncle Sam pays me 5 for this dumb hearing,
but you gotta come cocoa personally for any appeal.
-I got the ten here! Take it!
-Thank you! Appeal denied! Next!
Labels: end of life decision
