Monday, July 13, 2009
Sartorial Solution
Suggestion offered via net
that politicians should dress
like NASCAR drivers, so we’d
read corporate sponsors off
patches. Key, though, frump-
ier legislative specimens must
avoid the stuffed-turkey look,
having personal tailors fit these
jumpsuits properly to their un-
Hollywood frames. With one
for work. (Will last forever )
And a brilliant formal number.
(100 Haitians wreak surround-
ing embroidery.) Others
for occasions. John Q springs
for all the suits, thus honored
by a dedicated patch also.
Worn on each lawgiver’s heart.
Suggestion offered via net
that politicians should dress
like NASCAR drivers, so we’d
read corporate sponsors off
patches. Key, though, frump-
ier legislative specimens must
avoid the stuffed-turkey look,
having personal tailors fit these
jumpsuits properly to their un-
Hollywood frames. With one
for work. (Will last forever )
And a brilliant formal number.
(100 Haitians wreak surround-
ing embroidery.) Others
for occasions. John Q springs
for all the suits, thus honored
by a dedicated patch also.
Worn on each lawgiver’s heart.
